im so miserable but i laugh at everything
"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin
Paolo from The Lizzie McGuire Movie is the reason I have trust issues.
people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying
— Os Batutinhas
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL